Beta rays, Suri sighting, and 43 days and counting...

Beta rays. What a beta ray, you ask, and why are we blogging about them? Because, my friends, said word has blissfully replaced (for the most part) Mumble's use of the abhorrent terms "chicks" and "honeys." A beta ray is a stream of beta particles, especially of electrons. It's a noun. And how did our dear Mumbles decide to use that? I suggested he pick a word, really any word, from the dictionary. We're all encouraged to keep those in our carpool cars, because so often our disputes (read: our bets) center around the meaning of particular words. So Mumbles opened up Fidget's dictionary and voila, the beta ray was born. I tried to find a picture of a beta ray, but was only able to find Beta Ray Bill, action figure and hero. See picture...

In breaking news, Penelope Cruz, Tom Cruise's ex partner, reports that she has seen Suri. She is perhaps the first celebrity non-Scientologist to see her (mad props to one of our sources who shall remain anonymous to protect the innocent for passing this tidbit along ). So, perhaps we've gone about this whole thing the wrong way. Instead of asking Mumbles to offer a proof of life, perhaps we need to appeal to Mumbles' ex-partners....

And for those of you who care (yes, I know that's not you, "just passing through"), we're at 43 days and counting....