22 hours and 10 minutes
Well, Madd Dogg's vow of cussing silence has been effectively taken out back and put out of its misery. Although she was not in the carpool today, I received a call from her at 4:12pm; she was in her car on her cell phone. The conversation was as follows:
Fidget: Hello?
Madd Dogg: F*ck! F*ck!
Fidget: What happened?
Madd Dogg: I just called a fire truck a "bitch ass"!
Are we glad that Madd Dogg is back to her old surly self?
Sh*t yes.
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ADDENDUM: Pursuant to Madd Dogg's comment (July 15, 2006), I must correct one misstatement. She did not call a fire truck a "bitch ass"; rather, she directed that pejorative at a city bus. My mistake.
--Fidget
1 Comments:
For the sake of accuracy, it was a TriMet bus that I called a bitch ass, not a fire truck. I wouldn't do that to our men/women in blue/red, whatever. The TriMet bus, however, was dramatically impeding my progress, thus prompting me to call it a bitch ass. It just came out. It was virtually involuntary.
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