Mumbles is back! Now I can talk about his nose hair...

So Mumbles is finally back from his honeymoon in Hawaii. Welcome home, Mumbles, we missed you.

But, now that you're back, we can talk about your nose hair. Awhile back, I said that I was going to post about Mumbles' facial hair (and now the lack thereof) but then a much more interesting subject came up. In fact, it opened a door for me into the lives of men and their nose hair and it's completely fascinating. Who knew? Well, apparently all women who live with men.

Anyhoo, Mumbles was talking about his facial hair (of which there used to be a lot) and how he was going to cut it all (in preparation for the wedding). But then he said what he found much more fun was trimming his nose hairs. I inquired about this comment, and he said that he has a "thing" about trimming his nose hairs. Then he explained that it really hurts, but that "I just can't stop." Now, being a woman who has lived with another woman for the last decade, this was completely baffling to me. So I did some informal research and lo and behold, this is like, a big issue with men and the women who love them. A source who shall remain nameless said that she could "tell me some stories" about her ex-husband's nose hair issues, but she was going to spare me. I appreciate that. And, it turns out that there are all kinds of products (a whole aisle at Fred Meyers according to Mumbles) designed to help men eliminate and/or shorten their nose hairs. I mean, I knew that all people had nose hairs but I had no clue that they ever required trimming.

So, thank you Mumbles, for providing me with this educational experience. I appreciate it.