21 DAYS AND COUNTING....

Yep, we're at three full weeks now. It's entirely possible that Fidget and I played a game of tennis all by ourselves. We'd never know, since Mumbles and Sparky have yet to make an official appearance here. Tom Cruise's kids (the ones with Nicole Kidman) weren't photographed until they were 1 and 3, respectively. We may very well be faced with similar odds here.

And, hot off the presses, assuming without deciding that Sparky exists outside of the imaginations of Fidget and I, he may have said that he is the type of person that, when faced with an ongoing countdown of how long it takes him to post something, he's likely to wait just that much longer. If only to piss me off.