Query:

Harking back to our "do baseball players wear cups" question (which was never resolved, by the way, so I never got my coffee from Fidget), I was forced to wonder today whether football players wear cups. Now, lest you think I have an obsession with men's crotches, I assure you, in the most emphatic way possible, that that is NOT the case. What made me wonder this was watching a replay of Tyler Brayton of the Oakland Raiders knee my boy Jerramy Stevens in the groin on Monday night football. Brayton got ejected, but watching it made me wonder whether it hurt Brayton or Stevens more. If Stevens was wearing a cup, I dare say that Brayton's knee probably hurts like hell today. If Stevens wasn't wearing a cup, then he probably bears more pain. But watching Stevens dance away after being kneed, rather than falling to his hands and knees and grabbing his family jewels, makes me think that he was wearing a cup. Wanna bet, Fidget?